lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
- hamlet: to be or not to be
- hamlet: bitch i might be